• me: does 5 minute work out
  • me: expects drastic changes

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via harryspussycat)

syruppalin:

the bags under my eyes are designer 

(via sammiejd)

  • me: *hums the tune of Listen from Dreamgirls*
  • everyone: *standing ovation*
raydi0o:

ovaries? gone.
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